Thursday 12 July 2012

53 Questions about sex

I copied these questions from Ponyboy's blog, because frankly, its either do this or the housework. And  who doesn't love a quiz?

1. Have you ever had intercourse?  Yes 
2. Oral Sex: Given or received an orgasm  Yes, both. I prefer to receive orgasms, if we're talking about oral, but up until relatively recently I couldn't really.. acheive. If there are any volunteers to help me further practice then answers on the back of a postcard to the usual address..
3. Licked an ass?  Yes (another girl. I'm not really gonna lick a man's ass. y'all filthy)
4. Had your ass licked?  Yes
5. Stuck your tongue in their ass?  Yes (see 3)
6. Swallowed Cum?  Yes. Didn't taste like chocolate mousse though. (sadface)
7. Practiced Bondage or BDSM ? Yes
8. Had anal sex? Yes
9. Had an orgasm from anal sex? No. But I've had an orgasm whilst having anal sex. I'm sure that counts
10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt? No. Can't say I'm that worried.
11. Had sex with someone of the same sex?   Yes
12. Did a threesome? Yes, and hopefully not for the last time. FMF and MMF.
13. Did a foursome?  Yes
14. Been in an Orgy ? So an orgy is more than 4? No, and I suspect it might feel like hard work
15. Been in a gangbang?  No
16. Had sex in public?  Yes, I've had sex in a few different places.
17. Snowballed (swapping cum) with someone?  Ew, no. NO. I'll swallow it if I have to, but it's not hanging round in my mouth that long.
18. Had your toes licked or sucked? Yes. Can't say I'd queue for it though.
19. Licked or sucked someone’s toes? No. I'd do a girl who got pedicures, but otherwise no (see 3)
20. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day? Not full sex no.
21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week? Yes.
22. Had cyber sex or phone sex? Phone sex, yes (and quite fulfillingly, tyvm) but not cybersex. That would feel wrong
23. Reached an orgasm? Yes
24. Watched porn?  Yes. I don't dislike porn, but not much of it turns me on.
25. Bought a dirty magazine?   No
26. Posted nude pictures of yourself on the net? No!
27. Let someone video tape you having sex? Yes, and strangely I bumped into that person about a month ago after about ...13 years? I was firm and slim back then, think it would gross me out to see myself on tape now
28. Had sex without protection? Yes. With Mr G. Outside of that though, I'm just not going to do it.
29. Had someone give you a cum facial or gave someone a cum facial? Yes. Revolting by the way. Hopefully my face doesn't betray my feelings of utter...revulsion, but I bet it does.
30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers? No. Although I've been with a couple of men that have tried pretty hard to persuade me.
31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone? No. Please.
32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other?  No
33. Ever did one of your significant others friends or relative?  No
34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other?  Yes
35. Made someone pass out from sex? No. How? HOW?!
36. Tasted your own cum?  Yes
37. Masturbated?  Yes. Jeez, come on.
38. Let someone watch you? Yes. Hawt.
39. Ever showed yourself naked on cam?  No
40. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period?  I probably have done in the past, but I really hate it. Nasty, messy, painful, yuck. The sad irony of this is when I'm on my period my hormones are *really* trying to get me to have sex.
41. Been ate or eaten someone? No. I can't imagine many are going to say yes to this?
42. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? No, but I have been bloody tempted.
43. Had sex in a vehicle? Yes
44. Been caught having sex? No
45. Paid for sex? No. Jeez, can you imagine that? I'd want a money back guarantee.
46. Used toys during sex? Yes. I'm thinking about getting something I can keep in my handbag, such do I love toys in bed.
47. Used food? Yes. Sex in the kitchen can be a nice thing. Avoid the sticky, though.
48. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex? Yes. I like pain a lot, although I prefer a bit of a build up at the moment - I think I've lost my tolerance a bit.
49. Ever been dominated in bed? Yes. I find it hard to get off if I don't percieve the man is Dominant in his behaviour.
50. Ever had a wet dream?  Do girls have wet dreams? I have sex dreams all the time. Woke up to having a sex dream about another blogger today. Awkward.
51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex?  Yes. Love it.
52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten?  Yes, although if it's too gentle it feels a bit ..weird.
53. Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?  No.


6 comments:

  1. Much more fun than housework for sure, thanks for sharing!

    I thought your answer to number 29 was pretty funny.

    How was I in your dream? ;)

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  2. You were amazing. Don't tell your wife :D
    No, it was a lady blogger, that's all my embarrassed self will admit to.

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    1. haha. Well it must have been a good dream.

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  3. Never squirted? My gosh I love to do that! I really really want to make another woman squirt, it's my new goal and I better have it accomplished soon!

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  4. I'm just a simple girl, I'll settle for an orgasm :)
    Besides, 2 wetspots?

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  5. I use medical chux from time to time, that way I'm not stuck in the wet spot.

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